Well, I just discovered this Instagram post created by 555 Gallery. I never knew she posted it, and she never sent me photos of the show, so this is a first for me.
So tonight I stopped off at the Safeway for a light grocery shopping escapade. You know, the basics: milk, eggs, fruits 'n' veggies, and donuts. As I walked into the store I was greeted by a very friendly, snack laden kiosk. And yes, I gave in and got myself a "skinny" turkey sandwich, to offset the extra calories hiding in the donuts.
When I got home I was pretty excited to chow down. I opened my sandwich to put mayo on it and this is what I discovered:
ok, I know this is a minor thing...but why do they so frequently do this? All the turkey AND the lettuce is clumped in a ball in the middle of the bread. It doesn't go out to the corners or even to the edges, and once you re-distribute the turkey, you can see they probably did it that way to make it look bigger. PEOPLE. YOU NEED TO SPREAD YOUR INGREDIENTS OUT. if you are too lazy to do it, then for christssakes get a smaller piece of bread.
Anyhow, this terrible experience this evening got me to thinking about other things that really need to be rectified here on planet earth. Here are a few...
1. (Appears above)
2. Perfume-y products designed to hide the smell of something that stinks (kitty litter, for example.) because yes, poop + perfume = better than just poop. (NOT.)
3. Blue carnations and cyan colored orchids.
4. People who hear "YES" or "MAYBE" when what you said was "NO."
5. People who are too wimpy to say "NO." So they say, "maybe" and then simply become unavailable or elusive at the designated time.
6. Plastic pour spouts in milk cartons. Seriously, folks...was it that hard to unfold the paper tops?
7. People who never stop talking, because it's the people who never stop talking that seem to have the least to say.
8. People who say they have a top ten list when all they have is 7. :)
her hand on the edge of my mattress soft and curled round like pulled taffy. zephyr to zero point gravity...right there, on the nape of my neck. and she holds me now as nest and fur and sweet-worm-earth pull to pin-points. and speaks to me of trees uptorn and vessels lost. we are as sea of vapors as deep and cold distilled to a single line of pins and needles end to end.
I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it's true I'm here, and I'm just as strange as you.
- Frida Kahlo quoted in "Diary of Frida Kahlo"
I have decided that every night for a month I am going to post a self portrait on this page before going to bed. This is night #1.
Cat food...Don'tcha wonder what they really put in that stuff? I do. and I don't even bother to repress a shudder when I try to imagine what part of the CowChickenPigTurkeyFish actually looks like that. So today when I opened that super yummy can of "whitefish" i perused the label a little, not imagining that my best LOL of the day might come from the side of a cat food can.
Yes, for those isolated souls, who've been raised in self-sustained oceanic ecodomes, or for those terran pioneers who set up the first martian colony 45 years ago, purina has taken it upon itself to assist us in the comprehension of the ever-enigmatic pull top:
Yes, indeed - that's right up there with the "do not eat" label printed onto pillows of desiccant. ARE WE REALLY SO STUPID??? Hm...judging from the last election, perhaps yes.
And while on the topic of pull-tabs, today my sister sent me a forwarded-forwarded-forwarded-forward of images with accompanying comical commentary, that had been cut from a 1977 jc penney catalog.
the person's commentary on the image to the left: What. The. Hell. I'm guessing the snap front gives you quick access to the chest hair. The little tie must be the pull tab.
see?? pull tabs are good for more than opening cat food cans. and yes, there was commentary on the second image as well, but who needs it? it's no challenge to notice the visual confusion of arm/hand/pocket, and of course the matching coffee cup
And now this:
Yes, it's a peanut...I bet you thought it was going to be a pull tab.
Good night world.
I am getting a chance to finish and exhibit my "Ghost Ships" project at Wolff Gallery! I am so delighted! It's not for another year, as my dates are for February and March of 2018, but I am already beginning to weave ideas around the possibilities.
I have so many images. During the studio visit Shannon said, "Wow, that's beautiful! (indicating a framed photo) I didn't see it on your website." Well, it's not on my website, and I got to wondering: What percentage of my photos is not on display on my main page? The number is big...maybe 75% of my work is not posted here. And I do keep meaning to add more images, but then I don't really love crafting web pages. and i DO really love crafting items in my home! and so it goes...
The image above won't be one of the Ghost Ships simply because the format won't fit into my antique frames. I'm using oval and "octagon" style convex glass frames. And will also be crafting sculptural items for a shelf. Feathers falling from hands. Antique photo albums with ships and passing forms...old pottery shards. I was thinking it might be fun to recreate a wall out of scavenged house parts, but we will see about that.
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On another note, the universe is putting interesting people in my life right now. I really like my penpal. He's older than me -in his 70's and I believe has a different kind of background. When was the last time somebody wanted to chat with me about Henry Miller and Rainer Rilke? It's been a long time. Anyhow, I find him interesting and sensitive and human. I hope he likes my letter enough to write back.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, I have met a really wonderful person in his 30's who, among other things, teaches the flying trapese!! I mean really? yep. I've seen photos.
Date tonight with Amanda. We got some srs bzns to talk about!